Or, the list of things I wish I had when I moved out of my ex husband’s house.

1.  Spice rack

2.  Salt and pepper shakers (akin to spice rack, but I dunno about you, in my world salt and pepper do not go on the same rack as oregano.

3.  Baking tins.  Muffin, loaf, cake, pie.  All of the above.

4.  Freezer containers.  Freezer bags.

5.  Meat thermometer.

6.  Furniture.  (This I got a LOT of, and I thank every last one of you who donated to my cause.)

Except for the last one, all these things are the kinds of stuff that I would have loved to receive in the breakup.  And I bet I’m not the only one who doesn’t want to spend money on this stuff.  I bought a salt and pepper shaker last week.  I’ve been in this apartment for eight months already.  Only tonight did I buy the peppercorns to go in it!